How many of you want me to run for president in 2012? If there is a groundswell of support, I will do it. If there is not a groundswell of support, then you don't deserve me.
Addendum: If I am elected, I will serve until there is an opening on the Supreme Court and then nominate myself for the position. I promise to vote to overrule Roe v. Wade (1973), which even progressives admit is atrociously reasoned. I promise not to serve beyond the age of 90. While on the Court, I will not substitute my values for those of the framers—unless, of course, I believe that my values are superior to those of the framers, which is always the case when they conflict.
Addendum 2: My campaign slogan will be "We don't need no stinkin' president; we need a philosopher-king." If you can think of a better slogan, let's hear it. Be nice.
Addendum 3: Here, courtesy of my running mate Steve Burri, is your winning ticket:
Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D. 