Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

Break up the Nationals! In other baseball news, the Bronx Bombs swept the Boston Rat Sox in Yankee Stadium (four games). At one point, the Rat Sox went 30 innings without scoring a run! The Rat Sox have lost six consecutive games, which will have their tightly wound fans seeking psychiatric treatment. As much as I hate Yankee fans, they are nothing as compared to the insufferable fans of the Rat Sox. Tonight, my beloved Detroit Tigers continue the Rat Sox misery. The game is on ESPN at 6:10 Central Time. I, for one, will be watching.