Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

Round one goes to the Rat Sox. By the way, I did a Google search for the term "Boston Rat Sox." I am the only person in the world to have used the term. It will catch on; and when it does, I will receive royalties on all the paraphernalia. I will be filthy rich, because, believe me, there are tens of millions of Rat Sox haters out there.