Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

I stopped in Kroger on the way home from school to buy groceries. I had just gotten started in my rounds when I left the cart to look at DVDs. As I stood there, I noticed a woman take my cart, which had nothing in it. My first thought was, "How dare her!" I decided not to say anything. I would go back for another cart. As I rounded the corner, I saw an empty cart. Putting two and two together, I concluded that the woman had brought a cart into the store after all and had forgotten where she left it. She thought mine was hers. I decided to take hers. Guess what? My first cart had an annoying wheel. My second cart did not. I took this as a sign that my beloved Detroit Tigers will win today.