Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

You heard it here first, peeps: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, formerly known as the California Angels and latterly known as the Anaheim Angels, are going to win the American League Championship Series. No, not next year; this year. Here's how it plays out. John Lackey shuts out the Bronx Bombs this evening in Anaheim. The teams fly to New York for game six. The Angels demolish the Bombs, 14-4. That sets up game seven. The Angels win a nail-biter, 2-1. What will you give me if all of this transpires? Will you at least worship me?