Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

The little ghouls will be knock, knock, knocking at my door in a couple of hours, coercing me into giving them candy. Trick or treat! (Shouldn't it be "Treat or trick," as in "Your money or your life"?) About the only mask that would frighten me is a Barack Obama mask (though Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are right up there). He's the man who wants to take away our liberty and our property, though not—yet—our lives.