I'm grateful for all the comments about cellphones. Really. But some of you are missing the point. I don't want a minimal, basic, or starter cellphone; I want the very best, right off the bat! I want top of the line, cutting edge, over the top, into the red zone. I want a phone, a camera, a music player, Internet access, a copier, a printer, a GPS sensor, a heart-rate monitor, a fax machine, and, most importantly, a toaster oven. No skimping! No cutting corners! No settling! I'm an all-or-nothing kind of guy. If I'm going to be leashed, by God, I'm going to be thoroughly and permanently leashed. So which cellphone has all those things?
Addendum: Oops! I forgot the cowbell. It's gotta have cowbell.
Addendum 2: Speaking of cowbell, has anyone seen this Saturday Night Live clip? It's hilarious.
Addendum 3: I don't want anything made by Apple: iThis or iThat. I don't want to be a member of a cult.
Addendum 4: I like the looks of this, but where's the toaster oven?
Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D. 