Telephone-rotary I'm going to burn in hell forever, after all the taunting, teasing, and tormenting I've done on this blog and to the faces of my friends. I just purchased a BlackBerry Tour 9630 smartphone and signed up for two years of unlimited Verizon service (BlackBerry Nationwide Email & Messaging). I paid $162.36 today and will owe $152.98 (plus fees and taxes) every month. The BlackBerry is supposed to be delivered to me tomorrow. I'm leashed!

Addendum: Is there any reason for me to keep my landline? You know, the one with the rotary dial and the stretchy cord? I use AT&T for local telephone service and Credo for long-distance telephone service. I pay about $60 per month (on average) for these services. If I get rid of them, the cellphone won't cost so much.