Here are my resolutions for 2010:

  1. Solve the problem of evil.
  2. Get Keith's Law enacted in every state.
  3. Will the Detroit Tigers to a World Series victory.
  4. Win both the Tour de France and Wimbledon.
  5. Write the Great American Novel (tentative title: Huck'll Bury Flynn).
  6. Engineer society so that it conforms to my vision of utopia.
  7. Exhume Hume.
  8. Get Pete Rose into the National Baseball Hall of Fame.
  9. Negotiate peace between dogs and cats.
  10. Marry K. W.

What do you resolve to do (besides read this blog every day)?