Here are my resolutions for 2010:
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Solve the problem of evil.
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Get Keith's Law enacted in every state.
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Will the Detroit Tigers to a World Series victory.
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Win both the Tour de France and Wimbledon.
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Write the Great American Novel (tentative title: Huck'll Bury Flynn).
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Engineer society so that it conforms to my vision of utopia.
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Exhume Hume.
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Get Pete Rose into the National Baseball Hall of Fame.
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Negotiate peace between dogs and cats.
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Marry K. W.
What do you resolve to do (besides read this blog every day)?