Big game tonight, peeps: Texas (13-0) against Alabama (13-0) in the BCS title game. I prayed last night that Mint Buzzberger doesn't work the game, but I fear that he will, which constitutes evidence against the existence of God. I'm about to tell you the final score in advance. If you use it to make money, I want 10% of it; ya hear?
Texas 28, Alabama 24. Colt McCoy, who should have won at least one Heisman Trophy by now, drives his team down the field for a touchdown in the final two minutes of the game. The SEC ends up 5-5 in bowl games, thus proving that it's an overrated conference.
Addendum: Alabama won, 37-21. McCoy was injured early in the game, which made it a dud. You would think that Texas would have someone other than a freshman as a backup quarterback.
Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D. 