Here is a New York Times story about tomorrow's gold-medal hockey game between the United States and Canada. Prediction: United States 3, Canada 2, in overtime. You're probably wondering why I like hockey all of a sudden. I don't; it's a silly "sport" in which only players and referees (but no spectators) see the puck. I'm an American. We must not allow our inferiors to the north to beat us.
Addendum: According to the story, "The Canadians have much more at stake in this game. The entire country
is expecting the gold and will be devastated by any other result." I want Canadians to be devastated. God knows they deserve it.