Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

Yesterday, as some of you may recall, I predicted that the gold-medal hockey game would end 3-2 in overtime. I nailed it. Unfortunately, I got the team wrong. Canada beat the United States. Congratulations to the Canadian team and its fans, including the insufferable Grant in Alberta. The crow I am eating is awful, which is why it's crow and not, say, chicken. Did you know that crow tastes like chicken?