Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

Michael Young of the Texas Rangers has been added to the American League All-Star roster, which corrects the injustice of choosing the execrable A-Roid ahead of him. The Rangers have seven All Stars: Josh Hamilton, Vladimir Guerrero, Ian Kinsler, Elvis Andrus, Michael Young, Cliff Lee, and Neftali Feliz. I can't wait to watch the game tomorrow night. Katherine and I are having pizza. No other All-Star game comes close to matching the excitement of the midsummer classic. No other All-Star game is as competitive. The hockey, basketball, and football All-Star games are jokes.