I have never met a woman who loved baseball. I'm not talking about women who pretend to love baseball in order to please their husbands or boyfriends. I'm not talking about women who are willing to attend games, wear baseball caps, and the like. I'm talking about women who love the game. Are there any such creatures? If there are, and if I ever meet one, I will marry her in an instant. She will have no choice in the matter. If she has red hair, all the better.
Addendum: This woman claims to love baseball, but I don't think she does.
Addendum 2: My friend Jeff sent a link to this. I don't think the woman loves baseball. She's a groupie. Who is she, anyway?
Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D. 