Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

I have to believe that pitchers who procrastinate on the mound are below average in intelligence. Get the ball and throw it, morons! Formulate a plan before you come into the game; then you won't have to think things through from scratch before every pitch. I hope Major League Baseball fines the hell out of these sloths. Better yet, suspend them for five days.