Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

This came to me in a flash: Michael Young of the Texas Rangers wins his second batting title, hits 30 home runs, and wins both the Most Valuable Player Award and the Gold Glove Award at third base.  Derek "Dutch" Holland of the Rangers pitches a perfect game (against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, formerly known as the Anaheim Angels, formerly known as the California Angels), wins 20 games, and wins the Cy Young Award. In case you didn't know it, I'm a Wash man.