Alex Rodriguez (a.k.a. A-Roid, because he's an admitted cheater) got his 3,000th Major League hit this evening. (I watched it live on MLB Network.) The fan who caught the ball is a collector; he says he'll keep it. If I were that fan, I would tell A-Roid that it's his for a cool million dollars. A-Roid's salary is $22,000,000 this year, and he has earned $378,000,000 in his career (with $42,000,000 more guaranteed). He won't miss a million.