Seven-Inning Felix (10-4) didn't make it through seven innings yesterday. He threw 112 pitches in six and two-thirds innings. This tired him out so much that he bailed on his teammates and took a shower. His team lost. Seven-Inning Felix is on track to win 21.8 games this season, but he usually fades as the season goes on. Look for him to fall short of 20 victories (again) and for his team, the Seattle Mariners, to fail to make the playoffs (again). He has never won 20 games and he has never appeared in the playoffs. This is his 11th Major League season.
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