Listen up, young'uns. I'm going to give you the truth in prospect. Be sure to write all this down so you will appreciate my genius by the end of the 2016 Major League Baseball season:
- It'll be the New York Mets against the Seattle Mariners in the World Series. Are you up from the floor yet? If so, continue:
- King Felix (Hernandez) proves his greatness by winning 27 games. He is the American League Cy Young Award winner for the second time, this time deservedly. (Are you happy, Ray?)
- Robinson Cano has the year everyone knew he could have. He leads the American League in batting (.372) and runs batted in (147) and wins the MVP award.
- The New York Yankees finish fifth in the five-team American League East Division. Manager Joe Girardi is fired in the final week of the season and replaced by Derek Jeter, team management knowing that he will be given slack by Yankee fans for at least two years of rebuilding.
Feel free to make your own pathetic predictions in the comment space.
