Say what you will about Ann Coulter's politics (I happen to like them); she's a witty and sarcastic writer and therefore always entertaining to read. Here is her description of John Kasich, from this column:
Voters quickly moved on from Cruz and tried Kasich. But he turned out to be the spitting image of a homeless man. He's got the slouch, the facial tics, and a strange way of bouncing his head and looking around that makes you want to cross the street to avoid him. It looks like he cuts his own hair, and his suits are Ralph Nader cast-offs. He wolfs down food like a street person, has a hair-trigger temper, and rants about religion in a way that only he can understand.
Hilarious! I've had the same thoughts myself while observing Kasich the past few months, but I could never have put them into words so brilliantly.
