My adoptive [sic] team, the Texas Rangers, won its second American League West Division title in a row (and fourth in seven years) yesterday evening in Oakland. Katherine and I watched the game on television and I stayed up until after midnight watching the locker-room celebration. How do you like them apples, Ray Stahl? (Just kidding; your Seattle Mariners will make the playoffs some day, probably after King Felix retires and the team uses the money wasted on him to pay two or three good starters who can pitch into the seventh, eighth, or ninth innings.) Click to enlarge.
