Here’s a suggestion for whoever makes those Trumpy Bears I’ve seen advertised on TV. Why not add an audio chip to your product?
Push Trumpy Bear’s button, and he yells, “No collusion! No collusion!” Or if you want a little more variety, you could add a few other Trumpy favorites such as “Witch hunt!” and “Fake news!”
Instead of a push button, maybe you’d want to activate Trumpy Bear’s voice chip by tugging on his big red necktie.
Better yet, use a voice-activated chip and program it to sound off whenever it detects the word “Russia,” just like the president and his supporters.
There are all sorts of possibilities.
I wouldn’t buy the thing myself, but maybe the guy in the commercial who likes to take Trumpy Bear along on his motorcycle would enjoy it.
Connie Weaver
Kansas City
Note from KBJ: If Trumpy Bear were accurate, he would simply keep describing his many successes, followed by "Winning!"
