Tomorrow night, instead of dispensing candy, I'll be dispensing advice:
- Respect your elders.
- Do your homework.
- Be nice to your siblings.
- Don't betray confidences.
- Exercise.
- Abstain from alcohol.
- Learn about the past.
- Obey the household rules.
- Take care of your animal companions.
- Respect your body by not mutilating it with piercings or tattoos.
I hope my house doesn't get egged.
