I’m worried about the safety of Gov. J.B. Pritzker and the other 49 governors across the country. It appears President Donald Trump has cornered the market on vicious dogs and ominous weapons. Since the president has “the most vicious dogs” and “the most ominous weapons,” governors might have to settle for simply vicious dogs and routinely ominous weapons.
If they don’t act quickly, there may be only angry dogs available or lethal weapons that aren’t ominous at all. Most governors are also unlikely to have a panic room to hide in, like the president. I realize it seems unlikely that someone would encourage angry armed mobs to attack capitals across the country. (Who would be so reckless or treasonous?) But if it happened, governors wouldn’t have access to the same defenses or hidy-holes as the president. We should protect our governors.
— Ross Rozen, Matteson
Note from KBJ: I know you're trying to be funny, Ross, but you're not. Why do leftists have no sense of humor? Why so dour? Is it because you're miserable? Perhaps you're miserable because you know that conservatives are happy. Life is good!
