Keith Burgess-Jackson, J.D., Ph.D.

It's the first day of spring (the vernal equinox) in the Northern Hemisphere. What do you call people who are biased in favor of those who reside in their own hemisphere and against those who reside in the other hemisphere? Let me coin a term: "hemispherists." What if there were a war between Northern Hemispherists and Southern Hemispherists. Who would win, and why? What might cause such a war?