My adoptive team, the Texas Rangers, lost two of three games in Yankee Stadium this week. Tonight, they begin a three-game series against the equally execrable Boston Red Sox in Fenway Park. It occurred to me the other day that you don't see children in Fenway. I'm serious. Behind home plate, there are only adults, packed in like sardines. Is it for the same reason that you don't take your kids off to war?
The Rangers are going to sweep the Red Sox. Write it down.